Essentials for First Aid Kits
Why a light bulb in the a… ?! – Do you know how dark it is up there…
I'm a pta student, and my teacher told us the other day that therapeutic whirlpool tanks (tall boys, Hubbard tanks, ect.) are great for wound care….she also warned us that it's not uncommon to find fingers, toes, and necrotic tissue in the tank while cleaning afterwards. Cant wait to start clinical 😬😂
The issue with the worm story was that the parents FAILED to mention it after the nurse repeatedly questioned them about having any abnormalities in the kid's poop! I'm a healthcare provider and situations like this happen all the time. It's so frustrating and wastes time
1:48 is the spider thing time 👌
I get VERY VERY embarrassed 😳 when boy doctors ask me certain things
"mmm tickle tickle tickle"
he's he avaliable for marriage ?
Why don’t they call them “threddits”
once we were playing a game with beans and a guy puts the bean in his ear as a joke. however after he couldnt get it out and he had to got to the hospital to get it removed…
Wait did that woman have a tampon stuck in her vagina for 7 years?! Did she have something else stuck up there?? I’m confused 😂
After watching this I remembered something Even though I'm 12 I want to be a vet when I grow up so I learn about animaks in books or YouTube and 1 day my bff came to me crying, I ask her what happened she said her pup died from poisoning so I ask did she feed her pup anything then dog food , she said "yes but I only feed it chocolate the other night" And I just have a face palm on my face…
About the ant story. WTF some people just shouldn't be parents
I just want to say this but about 3ish years ago my dog ate a whole 1lbs of chocolate cheesecake
Yes she is still alive and well and we took her to the vet she was fine, she only has diarrhea for a few days
Don’t get why people would lied to the doctor or hold back information…
I dare you to make a video explaining about what a hapPINESs is and see how long it will take for YouTube to take it down for "you-know-what content". XD
Who else on YouTube, or basically anyone, says, “BEE WHOOP!”
The last doctor should have done a PR as part of the examination. Too many people skip them just as they are unpleasant, but obviously it would have been useful in this case.
I have a phobia of things near ears
Veterinary technician here. I have many hilarious owner/pet stories. One of my favorites is this woman who was CONVINCED her dog got her cat pregnant. We told her that wasn't possible. She wouldn't give up. She then brought the kittens in a few months later to show us "proof" they were her dog's babies, her "proof" was that one of them happened to be the same shade of brown as her dog. Another one, this guy shows up thinking his dog has tumors on his abdomen. The doctor comes in, takes a look and goes "those are nipples" the guy goes "but he's a boy!" And the vet was like "… don't you have nipples?" 😂 Last one, this woman brought her dog in, we tell her the dog is pregnant, she says it's impossible since her dog is not around any other males. Vet looks at the chart, sees the owner has another, intact (un-neutered) male dog at home "What about your other dog?" And she looks horrified and gasps "THAT'S HER BROTHER!" 🤦♀️
Honestly taking handcuff kid to the hospital seems like the right idea if you can't get them off yourself. Doctors are trained to remove things without hurting people and man that HIPPA is so nice. Yeah the solution may be easy, and it may be embarrassing but if your not thinking clearly might be best to hand that off to somebody else before you end up as a story on the next episode of "I accidentally cut my kids hand off with a hack saw."
I think people are scared of telling doctors about drugs they use because they think they might get busted, THERE DOCTORS NOT THE PO PO
when i was younger i put a eraser in my ear and it got stuck i didn't tell my mom but it started to hurt so i told her and got it removed
I was in ER one day and at 3am a family turned up with a toddler tugging his ears, mother said i poured a little water inside his ear, i asked her how much, she said a couple of handful Me:😶😳
Doctor Mike is getting embarrassed while talking about doctors doing naughty or weird stuff while thinking about his red room 😀
3:47We just replaced our Zenith. The remote is about three inches wide and 1.5 – 2 inches tall…
I'd be fucking pissed if a fan blew all my cocaine across the room tbh
Did… Did you just say "Ambulance Drivers?" Oh, no. No, no, no. Let's not go there.
The cocaine story has me dying lmao. The fan detail is pure gold 😂😂. I give you guys so much credit haha this is insane.
If you want teenagers specifically to admit to being sexually active or using drugs, don't ask us in front of our parents and make sure to clarify you won't tell on us and we'll probably be honest
If they want to stick something in their urethra there's actually medical-titanium toys made for that specifically as well as lube use lotsa lube! Sheesh
OMG these people, if you're going to stick something anywhere buy the appropriate safe sex toy online first! Don't just use lightbulbs or toothpicks for that! OMG I couldn't work in an ER!
8:45 if you want us to admit it, you have to too. Lol jk we're millions of strangers, not the same as 1, face to face doctor.
I would LOVE to know what weird stuff you do 🤔
I work in the ED and when i went to the doctors computer area one asked me if i wanted to look at a bizzare xray, I'm like "oh god what now", it was an xray of a hotwheels stuck up someones colon SMDFH. it was so deep they had to do surgery on this guy.
I remember I had to explain how a period worked to a young girl due to her mother not wanting to explain it all and then blaming me for ruining innocence
I work in a lab, we got a huge brown bag brought to us. Turns out a 54 year old man had a GIRTHY 12 inch glass dildo stuck in his butt for 3 days. His excuse was it was him and his wife's first time experimenting. 12 INCHES ON YOUR FIRST TIME? 3 DAYS? Do you expect to just push it out?
What about earbuds
The spider guy could be like the guy in the book Intensity by Dean Koontz. I mean I hope someone like that isn't real, but you know, it's possible.
No matter how embarrassing or what I ALWAYS tell my doctor what’s going on, I learned from a very young age it’s important to be 100% honest with your doctor so they can treat you properly and not do damage, I tell my doctor how many cigarettes I roughly smoke in a day although I’m not proud of it and always let my doctor know If I’ve had pot in the past month.
Tbh, I just recently found out about Dr. Mike and admire his intelligence. 💜
Dr. Mike… "Ambulance drivers", really? 😂🤦♀️ I expect that from laypeople, but you? hahahaha
Can u react to that one buzzfeed story. Where a man thought he had a bacteria eating his lungs but it turned into something else?
searching comments for anyone who picked up on "swinging richard"
One of these days there will be a real story where someone gets something stuck in their butt accidently. Dr:Sir why is there a paintbrush in your butt? Patient:Well I fell on it. Dr: uh huh. Patient: no really. Dr: and the bulb,soda can, and salt shaker? Patient: oh those are fine I put them there. Just not the brush
I hate q tips in ears- it makes my throat itch
The toothpick just fell in?… 😭😭😭
Everyone else:Hm,I like the way Q-tips feel in my ears 🙂 Me using one:WHY DOES IT HURT SO BAD YOU INSOLENT BEINGS
New sub here🌚👍🏻 and oh man yellow is your color😍
Would it be nice to see Ken Jeong and Doctor Mike meet in real life?!?!
Those veins doe
I didn't eat for over a day before my bloodwork, everything was normal except my super high blood sugar(quite a bit higher than my diabetic mother's) but the doc said that I definitely wasn't diabetic or prediabetic, just overweight, so…..idk what's happening there since my dad's Hypoglycemic….
8:57 does not respond to stimuli. Bro he no longer considered an organism
Look it up
Parents brought their lethargic baby into my hospital. Turns out the child had had a high fever and mom heard alcohol was good to reduce a fever – so she gave her baby an alcohol enema…………
Seriously the guy with the light bulb issue must thing that the medical staff are idiots. So let think about this. You were on a ladder and fell on the light bulb?? Sooooo I take it that you were naked while on said ladder, fell off and happened to land on a light bulb. Yep, that is a believable story sir!!! Sure, no red flags being raised LOL
I got the tip of a cotton swab stuck in my ear when is 16. Learn my lesson and it cost my mom a lot of money to go to an ear and throat specialist.
well i put a newspaper in my ear…..and i could not take it out 🙁 soon i had to go to the doctor for some reason and take a blood test. ALSO THEY CHECKED MY EAR so you know how it ended 0-0
Kinda like that one scene in the campaign where the the kid says "I stuck a Firefly in my butt" the mom says " why" and the kid goes "to make my farts glow"! 😅😅😅 Best movie.
SPIDERS ARE ARACHNIDS MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the scotch tape test you can NOT use the frosted tape, and u can’t just stick that tape on anything except a microscope slide, nowadays we have a handy dandy clear spatula in a test tube u can use. It’s a test for pinworms, and u have to do it before the patient goes to the restroom upon waking for the day. I don’t know why I felt it was important to tell you this. OK. Bye.
I don't get these people who let their religion warp their minds. I am very religious but in my faith we believe in being accountable for your actions. You can't do that if you're too busy denying them.
On a funnier note, years ago I was pushing a shopping cart around with my daughter in it. She was 3. Out of nowhere she states that she eats spiders and I stare at her in blank shock and wonder whether there was anyone close enough to hear that. I finally decide it's possible and cry, "No, you do not!" to establish to anyone in earshot that I would never allow her to do any such thing. I guess she remembers it because she later explained that she had dreamed of eating spiders. Yech.
DON'T EAT TIDE PODS YOU DUMBASSES
"The more you know about hole" 😭🤣🤣😂😂😂
you, you, you really need to watch all of House in order
Sometimes I feel like I‘m the only person in the world that is too scared to lie to their doctor, and I ain‘t gonna change that.
I have a Question to your statement about putting nothing into your ear: What about if you get earplugs for hearing protection on your workplace? (As at 85dB they are required to make sure you use them. at least in germany) When I have to take them on and off repeatedly (as I have to while changing from loud enviroment to quiet ones) it also irritates my inner ear, so is that also harmful?Is it better to look for alternative hearing protection then?
All good and well until they blame everything on the thing you disclosed…. For example my bmi 🙄 "I'm too fat" that's the cause of all my problems 🤣 or I smoke (it's legal here) no way anything us wrong with you your just a recreational drug user. 🙄
Cps would love to give ant poison and drugie 1cm of a brain
Doctor mike, is it true that eating apples can give a false positive during a breathalyzer test?
i know something embarrassing that you do as a doctor is having a youtube channel.
Man how are people so stupid to eat a forking tide pod
Oh yeah, he also has a lot of worms in his poop. Ya know, more than the normal amount of worms that people normally have…
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